BOSTON LEGAL

Jun 26, 2006 23:56

I LOVE Boston Legal!

Denny Crane-

"Massachusetts is a Blue State. God has no place here".

"You hear the one about the fella who died, went to the pearly gates? St. Peter lets him in. Sees a guy in a suit making closing argument. Says “who’s that?” St. Peter says “Oh, that God. Thinks he’s Denny Crane.”

Denny Crane- Crane comes before Schmidt.
Shirley Schmidt- "You refer of course to when we were intimate".

"100 women there, and you didn't invite me. That's 200 breasts! And you kept them all to yourself".

Alan Shore -

"I keep an extremely clean penis".

"I just saw this fair maiden here talking to a tree trunk, and since I'm an arborist I thought I could help translate".

"Objection, your Honor. You can't preface your second point with "first of all."

"I saw, both live and on the news. You've been flaying again with your frying pan, haven't you, Bernard? I am very disappointed. I gave you a terrific speech last week, Bernie, appealing to the kind inner you. It was wonderful - poignant, even, and how you have completely mooted it by committing murder again.

Bernard Ferrion- "I never meant to kill her!"

"Well, what? You just went over there to make an omelet and things got out of hand?"

"Ah, Denny, I've hardly seen you this episode."
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