darling boy, you made me so sick
final step this wednesday, then it's up, up & away/
you are cute, and despite your looks, you are not him,
you are cute, and i no longer want to rip your guts out,
you are cute, and you look like an overgrown 6 year-old,
i will gladly be your secretary,
step into my office baby. (free cone day tomorrow at ben & jerry's, everyone!)