Girls have dirty minds...

[contradick]

The following conversation is proof that girls have dirty minds.

Me: I can't believe that I failed my SBJ by just a few centimeters.
Friend (Girl): Your WHAT??
Me: Standing Board Jump.
Friend (Girl): STANDARD BLOW JOB???
Me: STANDING BOARD JUMP!!
Friend (Girl): *sheepishly* Oh...
Me: *faints*

Disclaimer: I am 100% heterosexual. If you need proof.. *grins*