Girls Demystified!
I was studying in the library today with a friend and we were chatting about why girls do the things they do and I think I have got them figured out (or so I think).
Correct me if I'm wrong.
1) Girls want contradictory things. They want a successful man who will treat them like princesses. What they fail to understand is that there are always trade-offs for everything. To be successful, a man has to work hard and spend more time in his career. The more time he spends on his career, the less time he has for her. Girls however want to have it both ways, thus giving the guys a really hard time.
2) Girls don't know what they want. Yes, I can say that this is almost a certainty. They make guys go round and round in circles because in their minds things are always going like that. They are not sure what they really want so they can never get what they are never sure of wanting.
3) Girls like jerks. They run to nice guys for comfort and jerks for "love". Their favorite line is "All guys are jerks/bastards!" and this is ironic because guess who they always run to to complain?
4) Girls want to feel secure. And guess who they run to for "security"?
5) Inside every girl lies a drama queen. A drama queen who thinks everything is wrong when nothing truly is. That explains why you hear thin girls complaining endlessly that they are fat. I actually dared some of those thin girls who tell me they are fat to go tell what they told me to real FAT people. Leaves much to our imagination what's gonna happen.
6) Never step on a girl's tail whether purposely or otherwise. The consequences - you wouldn't wanna know.
7) Girls are petty. They can remember something wrong you did to them 20 years ago - like teasing that they are fat (By the way that is the most sensitive word in their dictionaries) - and will make you pay dearly for it.
8) There's a saying that goes "With love you no longer need bread and butter". This saying, if ever true, is no longer true in today's context. Without money, you can forget about "love".
Disclaimer: This is not a girls-bashing post. Just trying to see how true these observations are. Feel free to rebuke!
On the side note, girls like Linda Liao never seem to have a problem with men.
Correct me if I'm wrong.
1) Girls want contradictory things. They want a successful man who will treat them like princesses. What they fail to understand is that there are always trade-offs for everything. To be successful, a man has to work hard and spend more time in his career. The more time he spends on his career, the less time he has for her. Girls however want to have it both ways, thus giving the guys a really hard time.
2) Girls don't know what they want. Yes, I can say that this is almost a certainty. They make guys go round and round in circles because in their minds things are always going like that. They are not sure what they really want so they can never get what they are never sure of wanting.
3) Girls like jerks. They run to nice guys for comfort and jerks for "love". Their favorite line is "All guys are jerks/bastards!" and this is ironic because guess who they always run to to complain?
4) Girls want to feel secure. And guess who they run to for "security"?
5) Inside every girl lies a drama queen. A drama queen who thinks everything is wrong when nothing truly is. That explains why you hear thin girls complaining endlessly that they are fat. I actually dared some of those thin girls who tell me they are fat to go tell what they told me to real FAT people. Leaves much to our imagination what's gonna happen.
6) Never step on a girl's tail whether purposely or otherwise. The consequences - you wouldn't wanna know.
7) Girls are petty. They can remember something wrong you did to them 20 years ago - like teasing that they are fat (By the way that is the most sensitive word in their dictionaries) - and will make you pay dearly for it.
8) There's a saying that goes "With love you no longer need bread and butter". This saying, if ever true, is no longer true in today's context. Without money, you can forget about "love".
Disclaimer: This is not a girls-bashing post. Just trying to see how true these observations are. Feel free to rebuke!
On the side note, girls like Linda Liao never seem to have a problem with men.