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[contractorly]

Does anyone have a person they'd prefer off their back? Someone he or she absolutely detests or just a grudge to fulfill? Such feelings are quite common for humans, so I've decided to offer up my mercenary services. I don't mind the age, sex, or race of the target - all ranges are fine: children, wives, parents.

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[letslip]

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[contractorly]

Isn't it a good idea?

[letslip]

I hadn't drawn mine up yet.

[contractorly]

Shouldn't you hurry up, then?

[letslip]

Going, going.

Not like we'll get jobs right off the bat anyway.

[contractorly]

I believe people are scared to hire us.

[letslip]

Then they aren't in enough need to pay.