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contractorly

Dec 21, 2007 16:01

Santa doesn't exist.

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playstheblues December 22 2007, 00:06:23 UTC

And that's why you'll never see him.

contractorly December 22 2007, 00:08:07 UTC

I answer with: Why would I want to see him in the first place?

playstheblues December 22 2007, 00:09:35 UTC

Presents?

contractorly December 22 2007, 00:11:26 UTC

If he was real, I doubt I would receive anything except a lump of coal.

playstheblues December 22 2007, 00:12:59 UTC

It's actually really hard to end up on the naughty list

Make a fire?

contractorly December 22 2007, 00:19:22 UTC

...Why?

playstheblues December 22 2007, 00:28:24 UTC

If you get coal.

Make a fire.

contractorly December 22 2007, 00:31:55 UTC

Or use it to make Japanese barbecue.

playstheblues December 22 2007, 00:34:12 UTC

So coal doesn't have to be so horrible.

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