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Aug 03, 2006 01:01

Oh god I'm watching 'Duck Soup.'

Groucho: Now that you're secretary of war, what kind of army do you want?

Chico: I'll tell you what I think. I think we should have a standing army.

Groucho: Why do you think we should have a standing army?

Chico: We save money on chairs.

I love them.
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