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Aug 05, 2005 12:46

So wednesday i drank for 13 hours straight. It wasnt a concious decision and the results were pretty cool.
Matt took some paid vacation days to hang out with his brothers who were coming into town to see him. One from muskegon and the other from phoenix. They all look exactly alike. They go from smallest to largest in height, wieght and who has the most hair(his oldest brother only 30 totally bald, i see matts golden locks falling out before is 22nd birthday heh)

Well we were gonna drink and go to the zoo but after the 5th beer and playing various nintendo games involving the light gun we were in the mood for hunting ducks and space ships and not looking at the dieing gorrillas in our free lincoln park zoo.

We drank and drank and shot the shit and then i left at 630 to go see Bill Murrays new Movie BROKEN FLOWERS. I wasnt really impressed, infact it was exactly what i expectect but i dont think its a bad movie. but not a great one. I hadnt ate all day and i was wasted when i left so they decided it would be best if i smoked a bunch of hash before i left so i take some rips off the stinger and head out into the streets. As a matter fact, i dont even remember where i caught the bus that night to get to the theater. I arrived a little late thanks to the bong rips and karli was waiting for me. I was blasting Let me Ride by Dr. DRe over and over and was consumed by p-funk groove and george clinton's obvious production value. "That is one SOLID song," I thought to myself.

So because i hadnt eaten yet i used the last 20 bucks on my atm card to buy a huge large popcorn and soda and nachos with jalepenos, and i consumed them all before the first 30 minutes of the movie were over. I wasnt even full. And i had to piss the entire movie because of all the beer etc. I kept making comments about the movie to karli thinking i wasnt in a theater full to capacity and i think she was embarressed of me but she also gave me that look of reassurance that she would expect nothing less of me.

I left the theater and put on Joe Walshs best tunes- Lifes been Good, and Ordinary average guy. I was headbanging on the bus and even the bus eventually was full to capacity no one would sit next to me. My eyes were blood red and i probably reaked of nachos and old style. I was just jammin.

Got back to the fuckin house and matt and his brothers hadnt moved from their seats besides to get another 30 pack and possibly go to the bathroom.

I quickly slammed 2 whiskey and gingerales (WIth Tons of ICE) and then an old style and i was right back in the zone. I was in fire and then i smoked more hash with em while we watched the pantera home video and talked about what it means to be as phil calls it "EXtreme"

Everyone went to bed around 3 while i went into my room and drunkenly tried to download Anime porn. I dont know where i got the idea but i thought it was brilliant. And i saw some sick and twisted shit. Those fucking perverts. AFter losing my focus on such things i went to roundandbrown.com, did my business and passed out.

So after all that im awaken by the voice of brians sister. Or what i thought was Erin Cook but it was her parents and brian. There was 60 beers laying around, 2 bongs and tons of my drunk dvds (mostly concerts, funny shit, and steveo, skt videos). THen patty, their mom told me funnys stories about people i graduated with, namely Vance Allen going to jail for kiddie porn and mainly about levi fraiser hi on meth breaking into their grandmas house and demanding that she give him some water.

So that was like 9-10 am. WE went out to eat and came back and i tried to take a nap but couldnt. Then i looked at some of the crazy anime that had been downloading on my computer all night and then deleted it.

AT 3:30 i thought i would be in good enough shape to go take my FINAL exam for summer school. By 2 oclock i was doubtful and really shitty feeling. And after my final i had to work from 5 till 1 am. I was down and out.

I walked out the door to go to the bus stop and i walked 10 feet down my own sidewalk and found 20 bucks laying on the ground so i went to the family dollar, bought 2 energy drinks and 2 watchamalit bars. Life got a little better. Then for fucking karma or something the bus took nearly 40 damn minutes to come and i was 15 minutes late to my last class.

I whipped through the final not even answering a few of the questiosn cause i was just ready to get out of there.

WEnt to work and ive jsut started 2 really good books.
CAsh by johnny cash and
Kick me- adventures in adolescnece by paul feig(or paul fag as the school children call him)

Tonight i work and then i go see kiss me quick and rick johnson play, if they do, they arent on the bill at the place! hmm

either way, a lesson learned, you can drink all you want and life will be fine even if your sick, youll eventually get over it and wantt to do it all over again. The only problem is trips to the bathroom after a night of drinking when your at work for 8 hours. OUch

Ive given you too much info.
It feels good to have a real contra720 update for a change.

i got a 2 40s of stides in the fridge

whats the difference between me and you... rappin
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