Smite Your Bitch Up by gekizetsu
Title: Smite Your Bitch Up
Author: gekizetsu (eighth_horizon)
Fandom: Supernatural
Character(s): Dean, Castiel, Sam
Length: 2,050 words
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Dean continues to corrupt educate Castiel in how to successfully hang out with humans. Or make them stare at him with open-mouthed horror. Sam lives in fear. Crack.
Link: “We’re so screwed,” Sam said again, as they walked into a bar. “Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil.”
Castiel was wearing a baseball cap (Kansas City Royals) backwards; shades; a black t-shirt, a blue flannel, an extra jacket of Dean’s, ripped jeans, and biker boots.
“This is not the valley of the shadow of death, Sam,” Castiel said. “I have seen it.” He paused. “Although it is fairly dark in here, with sunglasses.”
Author: gekizetsu (eighth_horizon)
Fandom: Supernatural
Character(s): Dean, Castiel, Sam
Length: 2,050 words
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Dean continues to corrupt educate Castiel in how to successfully hang out with humans. Or make them stare at him with open-mouthed horror. Sam lives in fear. Crack.
Link: “We’re so screwed,” Sam said again, as they walked into a bar. “Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil.”
Castiel was wearing a baseball cap (Kansas City Royals) backwards; shades; a black t-shirt, a blue flannel, an extra jacket of Dean’s, ripped jeans, and biker boots.
“This is not the valley of the shadow of death, Sam,” Castiel said. “I have seen it.” He paused. “Although it is fairly dark in here, with sunglasses.”