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i was speeding down 110's florida exit, because i've discovered that if i hit a certain speed AND ALSO happen to hit that green light at the end of the exit, that, in conjunction with the metro/downtown exit from the bridge, feels exactly like a rollercoaster.
some fuck ruined the smoothness for me by going a bit under the speed limit. i noticed he had the word "bullet" painted on the back of his chevy.
i remembered helly rambling something about this on her first day of College.
so i passed the truck and looked in.
Helly's Jack is the same one that was once engaged to my ex best-friend's cousin.
0 degrees of separation.
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because of this and several incidents in the past, i've concluded that with these unbendable laws of the universe, Helly will end up hitting on every single person in it.
since moving in here, so far the only thing i've kept my fridge/kitchen steadily stocked with are beverages.
i'm eternally thirsty. usually for orange juice.
right now i'm down to 3-month-old Guava Nectar and a bottle of Wild Irish Rose: Grape.
both of these are probably lethal.
i take donations.
some fuck ruined the smoothness for me by going a bit under the speed limit. i noticed he had the word "bullet" painted on the back of his chevy.
i remembered helly rambling something about this on her first day of College.
so i passed the truck and looked in.
Helly's Jack is the same one that was once engaged to my ex best-friend's cousin.
0 degrees of separation.
un
because of this and several incidents in the past, i've concluded that with these unbendable laws of the universe, Helly will end up hitting on every single person in it.
since moving in here, so far the only thing i've kept my fridge/kitchen steadily stocked with are beverages.
i'm eternally thirsty. usually for orange juice.
right now i'm down to 3-month-old Guava Nectar and a bottle of Wild Irish Rose: Grape.
both of these are probably lethal.
i take donations.