Le First Day Of Bridge
So yeah, yo'
Gonna write one of these for every day of Bridge.
Today was an uneventful day. It was "move-in". That's where the kids are like, "GTFO home" and then they leave. Then their parents are like, "NO LOL".
It's a trying time. Gotta keep your heart up.
Anyway, I moved into Ball Hall today. It's downtown - not really in the heart of the city, but off to the side. Like, if this were a restaraunt, Ball Hall would be the salad.
But it wouldn't come with French Dressing. Because French Dressing is for posers. POSERS.
You know, the people who can't have Ranch because of how thick it is. Cause you know, you could so lay cement with Ranch Dressing. That's what my house will be built with. Mmmm.
Have a roomate. His name is Richard. He's a man. Not a woman.
There's nothing to do down here. At least, not from this location. The dorms are to far from "fun". Well, there's the IMAX and Canal. But you could die there. Cause those are deadly places. Straight up deadly.
We did walk to Donatatos though on the IUPUI campus near Indiana Avenue. It was a pretty hot trip, both literally and metaphorically. However, we decided to get Taco Bell instead.
Cause you know, Taco Bell where it at boy. Holla.
After that we came back to the dorms and watched TV. Literally, that's all we did. Oh yeah, and for some reason men love to talk about how much they drink and how much sex they have. Never really been into that.
Anyway, now its late and time for sleep.