Facticity

Feb 12, 2008 11:26

But yeah, life has been like a kite in the stormy sky.

You know, where electricity hits the string - and Ben Franklin is like, “Hell nah.  I gots me some science.”

So many people talk like that these days.  It’s like everyone in the city has been critically wounded in the cranium.  They then allow their idiocy to form into society.

And then their society forms into rap.

And then rap forms into puke.

And then puke forms into God.

That’s right, their God is made of human excess.  Literally.

Perhaps rap is something released by Umbrella Corporation.  Maybe they have secret rap laboratories under public schools.

Contamination from this virus usually leads to an early G.E.D and pregnancy.

So anyway,

A couple of days ago my Xbox seemed to shatter.  It didn’t actually shatter - because you see, it wasn’t frozen.  If it was frozen, perhaps it would have.  Actually, if it was frozen, I would have had many ice cubes.

It got the untold “one-ring” of death.  Guess this means that the “video-card” has died.  And because technology is so great today, video cards are implanted into motherboards.

An example of this would be:

I just bought a new dog and attached it to my living flesh - therefore, if the dog dies, guess what?  Hah, I’ll likely die to.

But that would be okay - because obviously we just made technological advancements in “crap”. 
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