i ✴ voice ⋙ to amestris
[ the feed turns on with some static as Ruby shuffles around trying to figure out how to properly use the device. after a moment or so, the static lessens and his voice appears. ]
Greetings, one and all! Making an appearance before you all now is yours truly, Ruby! Starting today, I will be one of the great entertainers here for your enjoyment for the duration of your time on this... somewhat lovely ship!
[ a small voice interrupts him ] Muuud!
... [ SIGH ] And this is my certainly-not-beautiful companion, Zuzu.
[ HAS HE DAZZLED YOU, YET? ]
Greetings, one and all! Making an appearance before you all now is yours truly, Ruby! Starting today, I will be one of the great entertainers here for your enjoyment for the duration of your time on this... somewhat lovely ship!
[ a small voice interrupts him ] Muuud!
... [ SIGH ] And this is my certainly-not-beautiful companion, Zuzu.
[ HAS HE DAZZLED YOU, YET? ]