Sometimes I wish I smoked or drank. Not because I particularly like doing these things, but because occasionally you have to be "shit, I need a drink/smoke." The key problem to drinking is that alcohol tastes like shit in a glass laced with a light grape flavor.
And then I don't smoke, whether it be tobacco, marijuana, some sort of natural leaf. Part of it is my bitching asthma. Logically, it's not a great idea to put smoke into lungs that have a crippling lung disease.
A crippling lung disease. I bet you don't hear that in those anti-drug commercials.
Fuck, it doesn't fit.
And then part of it is the fact that I don't know exactly who to go to for pot. The anti-drug commercials make it seem that as soon as you step into school, everyone's "OMG POT POT WANT SOME POT HERE'S SOME POT TAKE A HIT HERE'S POT POT POT POT POT POT POT POT!" This is a common misconception disproved by two simple facts. Good pot is:
a) expensive, and
b) hard to find.
Both of these add up to the fact that you will not share good pot with just anyone.
This had no point, I just felt like stating this.
also, particularly proud of the makeshift MS Paint anti-drug pic. all me, baby. oh yeah.