Looking for a good time? Go to Jupiter and eat mushrooms.
There are not enough hours in the day. I should really just move to Mercury so I have more time to do my homework. Also, that way when I don't get my final paper in on time I can always just be all, "Hey, Prof., I'm on fucking Mercury, it takes longer for emails to get from here to there. Don't worry, I toats for real sent it to you already what do you mean it's not there?"
(I totally didn't send it though!)
(I totally didn't send it though!)