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[contaminations]

[The audio jolts on with a BANG, like that of a fist crashing down on a counter -- an accidental post to be sure, his voice muffled as the device is hidden on his person.]

--f the motion is approved? You're a hospital! You exist to serve the people. People are dying, and you want me to fill out a damn tax form?!

[The response is lost due to the

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video;

[chosenfake]

[This post is relevant to Luke's interests.]

Asch!?

[He puts two and two together. It makes five and a half.

Wait that's not right.]

Were you trying to...

voice;

[contaminations]

[ Annoyed, but no longer surprised the device picked that up. ... Wow replica, learn basic arithmetic. ]

I bought supplies. I'll drop them off shortly.

1/3

[chosenfake]

[He really--]

2/3

[chosenfake]

[He came through. Like always.]

video; 3/3

[chosenfake]

[SOOO HAPPPEEEEE I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VIDEO FEED OF HAPPINESS]

That's great!

[omg say something else you moron

BUT WHAT IF HE DISCONNECTS AGAIN AAAAH]

Ah-- thanks!

[DAMMIT]

voice;

[contaminations]

[ YEAH HE ENJOYS IT SO MUCH HE FEELS NAUSEOUS. ]

... Shut up.

[ ... no telltale click of disconnecting? ]

video;

[chosenfake]

[Naturally, Luke doesn't listen.]

I'll find a way to pay you back when this is over.

[I bet it's coming.]

voice;

[contaminations]

Don't bother.

Didn't I tell you to shut up?

video;

[chosenfake]

Right, right. I need to find another box anyway, so I'll go tell Natalia you're coming.

voice;

[contaminations]

[ --! lsdfds ]

voice;

[contaminations]

I'm not coming!

[ Yes, he is. ]

Don't say anything to Natalia!

1/2

[chosenfake]

... What? But you just said-

video;

[chosenfake]

Are you avoiding Natalia?

voice;

[contaminations]

What? What the hell are you talking about?

If I was avoiding anyone, it would be you, dreck.

video;

[chosenfake]

Oh, then you won't mind if Natalia meets you out front instead of me. I think they need me in the kitchen, so...

[EMPLOY COUNTERTROLL MANEUVERS, ASCH]

voice;

[contaminations]

[ HE'S GOING TO KILL YOU. ]

Fine! The less I see of you, the better.