TROGGDOR
Hmm...I've tried saying it a lot of times. More times than anyone could ever try to count. It's been perfect every time either of us has ever said it, but perfect has never been us. We needed a way to say it that was weird enough, fun enough, hyper enough, loud enough, obnoxious enough, crazy enough, horny enough, loveable enough; a way to be optimistic and pessimistic at the same time. A way that shows you hate it when I tickle you but you would never tell me not to because whether you admit it or not, you love it. Cute enough for people to realize that we have seen every single sappy love movie ever made, even the ones that were terrible. A way to show that we can cuddle and laugh at scary movies, even if they are terrible too. To show that we are so weird that we will go eat at McDonald's all the way in Norton just so we can watch the weird people of Southwest Virginia walk in and out of wal-mart. A way that's just right for us.
I effing love you.
I effing love you.