Menstrual Plunger
I can't say I know the ins and outs of menstruation, so I will refrain from commenting on the practicality of this invention. But for those of you who want to collect your menses (for that special someone with that special fetish, or as a souvenir of your pre-menopausal days) without having to wring dry a tampon, The Keeper Menstrual Cup seems the way to go:
