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Can Christians turn this boy straight?
I seriously doubt it, but they will try! Zach is a 16 year old, freely and openly homosexual gay sodomite who was sent to a Christian gay conversion day camp by his parents. To help the world understand what he will go through, he posted the secret rules of the camp on his blog. Some of the more impressive rules include:
"No hugging or physical touch between clients."
"The clients may not wear Abercrombie and Fitch or Calvin Klein brand clothing, undergarments, or accessories."
"[False Images] behavior may include hyper-masculinity, seductive clothing, mannish/boyish attire (on women), excessive jewelry (on men), mascoting, and 'campy' or gay/lesbian behavior and talk."
"[No] listening to classical or instrumental music that is not expressly Christian (Beethoven, Bach, etc. are not considered Christian)."
For parents: "Your client is not allowed to talk to anyone outside of your home including friends or family. Do not tell client who has called for them or who is asking about them."
No, those rules won't turn little Zach onto poon, but they will make him dull and depressed. Send the poor bastard a note of encouragement, if you'd like, just to remind him to stay strong and keep loving that cock.
I seriously doubt it, but they will try! Zach is a 16 year old, freely and openly homosexual gay sodomite who was sent to a Christian gay conversion day camp by his parents. To help the world understand what he will go through, he posted the secret rules of the camp on his blog. Some of the more impressive rules include:
"No hugging or physical touch between clients."
"The clients may not wear Abercrombie and Fitch or Calvin Klein brand clothing, undergarments, or accessories."
"[False Images] behavior may include hyper-masculinity, seductive clothing, mannish/boyish attire (on women), excessive jewelry (on men), mascoting, and 'campy' or gay/lesbian behavior and talk."
"[No] listening to classical or instrumental music that is not expressly Christian (Beethoven, Bach, etc. are not considered Christian)."
For parents: "Your client is not allowed to talk to anyone outside of your home including friends or family. Do not tell client who has called for them or who is asking about them."
No, those rules won't turn little Zach onto poon, but they will make him dull and depressed. Send the poor bastard a note of encouragement, if you'd like, just to remind him to stay strong and keep loving that cock.