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MONSTER SEASON JUST OPENED, MO-FOS.
YOU GOT A GUN? YOU GOT A SWORD? COME STRUT YOUR FUCKING STUFF IN FRONT OF THE CONRAD. PEOPLE WHO ARE FUCKING AWESOME WILL GET INVITED TO MY AFTER-PARTY WHERE THERE WILL BE LIVE MUSIC, OLD KUNG FU MOVIES, AND PLENTY OF ALCOHOL.
LET'S KICK SOME MOTHERFUCKING MONSTER ASS.
YOU GOT A GUN? YOU GOT A SWORD? COME STRUT YOUR FUCKING STUFF IN FRONT OF THE CONRAD. PEOPLE WHO ARE FUCKING AWESOME WILL GET INVITED TO MY AFTER-PARTY WHERE THERE WILL BE LIVE MUSIC, OLD KUNG FU MOVIES, AND PLENTY OF ALCOHOL.
LET'S KICK SOME MOTHERFUCKING MONSTER ASS.