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[consultcriminal]

[Hello, Barge. It's Jim, being his normal camwhore self. Whistling a tune, playing Britney Spears in the background, he rests his chin in his hands as he addresses the barge.]

Wardens, I've a question to you. What exactly ties you here? [He waves a casual hand at the camera.] Not those who are dead, of course. That's obvious. But the others? What'

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[likedarkmatter]

Bored?

[consultcriminal]

Not any longer.

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[likedarkmatter]

I assume that whoever has decided to protest that they or their Warden are somehow the exception to the rule is doing it under a filter. Shame. I'm sure it would have had a trainwreck-like appeal to the observer.

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[consultcriminal]

Oh, it is a beautiful thing to witness right now.

I think he might kill me.

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[likedarkmatter]

In defence of his Warden? How sweet.

Smacks of Stockholm Syndrome a little - much as I'm sure that phrase gets tossed around all the time - but sweet.

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[consultcriminal]

Oh, doesn't it? I think it's a wonderful thing, honestly. Makes them so much more interesting.

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[likedarkmatter]

Mm. Is Trip your first Warden?

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[consultcriminal]

He is. He's proven to be quite a waste of my time. But [and his tone turns patronizing] he's a nice boy.

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[likedarkmatter]

At least he didn't turn tail and run after the first thing approaching a serious conversation.

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[consultcriminal]

And that happened to you?

We don't have...serious conversations. What nonsense.

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[likedarkmatter]

Claire Bennet.

But she's a nice girl.

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[consultcriminal]

She seems a bit vague. But most nice people do.

They're rather infuriating, really. Going about as if they have something interesting about them.