[He's so professional today. Moriarty's leaning forward at his desk, with
Rhianna's Disturbia playing in the background. He might have been jamming to it earlier. Who knows.]
Dinosaurs! I love dinosaurs! [His hands fly out slightly, as if to make this point more...obvious.] Why wouldn't anyone take me to see the dinosaurs? I find that most unfair! I deserve to see dinosaurs just like everyone else. Instead, I saw them on a screen. [Most. Dramatic. Sigh. Ever. Fortunately, he composes himself enough to continue.]
Did you bring something fun with you, at least? I like treasures just as much as anyone else. Share!
Also, is there just an extremely friendly warden willing to do me a bit of a favour? Just a small one? [He puts his hands a short distance apart.] This small.