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[consultcriminal]

[Inmate Filter]

Let's play a game. A secret game. The secret part is what you get when you win. Doesn't that sound fun? [He laughs softly.]We all have things we're not supposed to have. Now, I don't expect you to tell me what those things are. I know you won't and, honestly, I don't care. but we're all inmates here. Theft should be of little

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Oh ho ho A COMPETITION?

[youriseyoushine]

Feast your eyes, on THIS!

{Switching to video, shaky video, Fate clumsily scans the pipe organ in his front room. It's a staple in all villain lairs, you know. You should get one. After scanning its multiple boards and pipes, he turns the camera back on himself.}

What do you think of that?

WHAT IS THIS WIZARDRY?!

[consultcriminal]

[Sigh.]

It's wonderful. But was it stolen? Come now...there has to be a story behind it.

OF COURSE IT WAS STOLEN, YOU IDIOT

[youriseyoushine]

It was made from the best parts in from the best organs in all the world! Ladegast hammers, Aquincum stoppers, pipes of the finest brass from Hook & Hastings, and only the finest Scheulke flipples!

[consultcriminal]

I see. Well, we'll see if anyone else decides to challenge you.

[youriseyoushine]

I dare all others to challenge me! I

{. . .}

AM PROFESSOR FATE!

{Cue evil laugh,} Ah ha ha aha ha ha!

[consultcriminal]

[Long, long pause.]

Indeed. Enjoy the game.