6th Annoyance [Voice]

[consulateplz]

This place continues to be more and more annoying. The ticking sound is really bothersome. I suppose I will have to get a pet, maybe a ferret. I've heard that they're very clean

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[lionesscouchant]

Eustace, we do not make things up.

[consulateplz]

Yes, yes, of course. It's all real, Lucy.

[lionesscouchant]

Yes, it is.

[consulateplz]

Absolutely. Magical lands made my lions and all that.

[lionesscouchant]

You're impossible.

[consulateplz]

I'm finally agreeing with you, I don't see what your problem is. You don't like it when I say I do believe you and you don't like it when I say I do believe you. You're being the impossible one.

[lionesscouchant]

You're not agreeing with me, Eustace Clarence Scrubb. You're patronizing me.

[consulateplz]

Well, it is a silly thing to agree with.

[lionesscouchant]

Well, then don't lie about it.

I was going to bring you cakes but since you insist on being terrible I don't really think I want to see you.

[consulateplz]

Hmph, probably another attempt to get me sick like that soup Caspian sent.

[lionesscouchant]

Caspian would never do that and neither would I, and I refuse to speak to you again until you realize both!

[consulateplz]

Hmph. Well, you probably wouldn't.