5th Annoyance [Accidental Audio]

[consulateplz]

You fiend! Don't you dare-

[The sounds of running and then a crash.]

I'll get you for that! Don't you-

[More sounds of crashing, something like glass or dishes this time.]

OW! Get... get away from me!!! No, what are you-

Hah, now I-

[A final crash, something heavy hitting the skull of a loud, annoying boy, killing him

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[lionesscouchant]

What was that thump?

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[treadingdawn]

I am sure our Eustace was only trying to reenact one of my many perilous adventures.

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[lionesscouchant]

Oh, well, you are quite the voyager. But perhaps he is truly hurt, should we investigate?

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[treadingdawn]

The last time he feared death the young man confused a sneeze for consumption.

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[lionesscouchant]

And claimed you attempted poison. Is that why you don't want to investigate?

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[treadingdawn]

That soup was cooked to perfection!

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[lionesscouchant]

Then you should have no problem with us looking into it.

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[treadingdawn]

I don't!

I don't at all.

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[lionesscouchant]

Caspian...he's...gone.

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[treadingdawn]

We'll get to the bottom of this, Lucy my dear.

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[lionesscouchant]

Oh, this is terrible!

And I had tea arranged with Arthur!

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[treadingdawn]

Arthur? Camelot always did have an absurd interest in Narnia.

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[lionesscouchant]

Arthur has nothing but good things to say about Narnia and Eustace.

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[treadingdawn]

To you, perhaps. You have always been his favorite.

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[lionesscouchant]

Well, I'm a lot of people's favorite, aren't I?

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[treadingdawn]

Of course, Lucy.

Save perhaps... for Eustace's.