AN ODE TO FLO

[constipatedlamb]

Fuckity Flooooo,
(dun dun dunnnn)
you my fuckity hooooo,
(dun dun dun deeee)
and i want to fuckity roooow,
(dingle dingle THWWWARRRR)
the boat of your heart
(diarrhea! diarrhea!)
i am so full of love for you
(wa wa wa wa waaaah)
that my bowels pine until they're blue
(agony and paaain)
i only wish you felt the same way, too
(mah mah mah Fuckity Flo)
but i will settle for an explosive poo
(the boom of myyy HHHEEEAAARRRTT)

FLO I LOVE YOU!