lolsundays!
I dropped many many hypothetical dollars on a very nice video camera last night. I selected "Bill me later" as my payment method, x-ed my fingers and BAM! Approved! What? Why? Since when?
All I know is if I wait til I can afford to start my life I never will. If those shmucks can go $100,000 into credit card debt to make that unpleasant Four-Eyed Monsters movie, I can do a tiny fraction of that to get my foot in the door. Now I just need to try for one of those financially suicidal Apple loans so I can get an editable-on 'puter and BAM! I'll be shooting and editing Bar Mitzvahs before you can say "loladmin!"
Here's something funny: Apparently I concluded a post yesterday with the assertion "Now I feel like a ginormous cock." As anyone who has ever spoken to me for more than 3 minutes probably suspects, this was a typo. Sometimes type 'n' talk = funnies. I had meant to type something a long the lines of "Now I feel like a ginormous asshole," perhaps "...ginormous jerk." Mayhaps you thought I meant it as a porno funny, like "now I wanna go get fucked by a ginormous cock" Which is also just kinda weird? For reasons of I cannot precisely define the logical origins, asshole i will use as a "synonym" for "jerk", but "cock"? What are we, The Office U.K. here?
Oh man, I know I'm making people hang up on me cuz I'm paying more attention to LJ then them but I don't caaaaaarrrrrree!
This actually made me LOL:
So did this:
But who am I kidding? I know what you all really want to see:
Happy Sunday!
All I know is if I wait til I can afford to start my life I never will. If those shmucks can go $100,000 into credit card debt to make that unpleasant Four-Eyed Monsters movie, I can do a tiny fraction of that to get my foot in the door. Now I just need to try for one of those financially suicidal Apple loans so I can get an editable-on 'puter and BAM! I'll be shooting and editing Bar Mitzvahs before you can say "loladmin!"
Here's something funny: Apparently I concluded a post yesterday with the assertion "Now I feel like a ginormous cock." As anyone who has ever spoken to me for more than 3 minutes probably suspects, this was a typo. Sometimes type 'n' talk = funnies. I had meant to type something a long the lines of "Now I feel like a ginormous asshole," perhaps "...ginormous jerk." Mayhaps you thought I meant it as a porno funny, like "now I wanna go get fucked by a ginormous cock" Which is also just kinda weird? For reasons of I cannot precisely define the logical origins, asshole i will use as a "synonym" for "jerk", but "cock"? What are we, The Office U.K. here?
Oh man, I know I'm making people hang up on me cuz I'm paying more attention to LJ then them but I don't caaaaaarrrrrree!
This actually made me LOL:
Click to viewSo did this:
But who am I kidding? I know what you all really want to see:
Happy Sunday!