interesting
so.... saturday night....
i manage to end up at the hotel lusso with a big gay guy named henry... i like to call him "hank"... some guy from the military, and a rather attractive lesbian. well.. we're all drinking from the bar because apparently the government is paying for it (which makes me feel so much better about it... not that i felt bad)... and then me and the military guy get into arguments about marxism, which made me upset, so i kind of was like.. lets not argue... lets drink and be peaceful. so we did.. and then he asked if anyone would be offended if he wanted to shower... so of course, i'm not really offended by clean people, so i said.. no... everyone else, likewise, said no. so then he asks if either one of us girls would like to shower.. and we were like no... and then he said something about his penis only being about two inches so we shouldnt be scared of it.. we still said no... then he made up some excuse about how he cant reach this spot on his back... and we were still like.. no. so then he gets out of the shower and we're all laying on this big ass king sized bed... except henry who has passed out on the floor... who then, all of a sudden wakes up and decides to take a bubble bath (who does that?)... well then me and the girl are kind of cuddling in the bed when military dude asks, can i spoon with you guys? and we felt kinda bad for smoking all of his cigarettes and drinking all of his alcohol.. so we were like.. ok whatever. at this point i am in the middle... and then... he wanted me to take my socks off... and i was like.. no... so then i moved to the end and made the other girl go in the middle. eventually he realized that he was living out the male fantasy, became rather uncomfortable, and left us to ourselves... at which point we made out for a little bit and fell asleep. overall... rather interesting.
moving on. i have become a myspace whore. and my apartment is so effing messy.. .someone come clean it... please! i'll pay you with chuck e cheese tokens.
i manage to end up at the hotel lusso with a big gay guy named henry... i like to call him "hank"... some guy from the military, and a rather attractive lesbian. well.. we're all drinking from the bar because apparently the government is paying for it (which makes me feel so much better about it... not that i felt bad)... and then me and the military guy get into arguments about marxism, which made me upset, so i kind of was like.. lets not argue... lets drink and be peaceful. so we did.. and then he asked if anyone would be offended if he wanted to shower... so of course, i'm not really offended by clean people, so i said.. no... everyone else, likewise, said no. so then he asks if either one of us girls would like to shower.. and we were like no... and then he said something about his penis only being about two inches so we shouldnt be scared of it.. we still said no... then he made up some excuse about how he cant reach this spot on his back... and we were still like.. no. so then he gets out of the shower and we're all laying on this big ass king sized bed... except henry who has passed out on the floor... who then, all of a sudden wakes up and decides to take a bubble bath (who does that?)... well then me and the girl are kind of cuddling in the bed when military dude asks, can i spoon with you guys? and we felt kinda bad for smoking all of his cigarettes and drinking all of his alcohol.. so we were like.. ok whatever. at this point i am in the middle... and then... he wanted me to take my socks off... and i was like.. no... so then i moved to the end and made the other girl go in the middle. eventually he realized that he was living out the male fantasy, became rather uncomfortable, and left us to ourselves... at which point we made out for a little bit and fell asleep. overall... rather interesting.
moving on. i have become a myspace whore. and my apartment is so effing messy.. .someone come clean it... please! i'll pay you with chuck e cheese tokens.