Song 14

[constantidiot]

How long does it take for a stupid plant to grow? Maybe it needs more water...

Is anyone having a party for New Years Eve? We should! I'll sing, if anyone wants me to!

Comments

[blameshimself]

Perhaps you should give more attention to your plant. It may be feeling Shindou-san-deprived.

I believe there was talk of someone named "Prussia" having a New Years party. Or maybe it was "Russia."

[constantidiot]

Isn't that a country?

[blameshimself]

Yes, Shindou-san.

Don't ask me why someone would name their child after a country. It's the same as Americans naming their children 'May' or 'June' or even 'July.' I've even heard of some children being named 'Asia.'

Prussia isn't exactly a country anymore, though.

[pissedkitty]

...They actually are countries, you know.

[constantidiot]

There are?!

[pissedkitty]

Yeah. When something historical happens, like a bombing on one of their cities, they get physically injured out of nowhere.

[...] I wouldn't believe it if I didn't see it myself. [Note to the wise: never try to see what's in America's head. Ever.]

[constantidiot]

But countries can't just get up and talk!

[pissedkitty]

They're the personification of their country. In most worlds, it's probably impossible, but in their world, that's the way it is, I guess.

[constantidiot]

That doesn't make any sense.