Song 14

[constantidiot]

How long does it take for a stupid plant to grow? Maybe it needs more water...

Is anyone having a party for New Years Eve? We should! I'll sing, if anyone wants me to!

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[suckmycannon]

Yours hasn't grown yet? Your green thumb must be an ugly shade of rotting mulch. I've got my plant already. [Says the girl with a lemon tree. But you don't know that.]

What if I said you had to? Oh, there, I said it. Get to work.

[constantidiot]

It's taking it's time! [Ha ha lemon-tree-girl.]

And... hey! I wanted to do it out of the goodness of my heart!

[suckmycannon]

That or it's lazy. What's the saying, "like father like son?" [I have a bazooka-shaped water gun and lemon juice. I'm not afraid to use either.]

Good, two for the price of one. Now stop yapping and get to it. You've only got less than 2 days left. Chop chop!

[constantidiot]

I already know what I'm going to sing.

[suckmycannon]

Is that so? You're prepared for once. I have to say, I'm almost struck speechless.

What exactly will you be singing?

[constantidiot]

A song I've been working on.

[suckmycannon]

[...]

Is it any good?

[constantidiot]

Yes!

[suckmycannon]

Hmm...

I guess it wouldn't hurt to take your word for it this time.

[constantidiot]

No it wouldn't!

[suckmycannon]

Alright then, knock some socks off Shuichi Shindo! And if people don't have socks, then aim for shoes.