Song 1

[constantidiot]

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What happened? Where am I?! What is this place?!

DID THE PLANE CRASH?! AM I DEAD?! IS THIS HELL?! BUT I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING BAD!

YUKI? YUKI WHERE ARE YOU?! Please don't be dead already! We should die together - our love is strong enough to carry us into heaven together but you have to be here with me first! ANSWER MEEEEE!

Comments

[big_kitty]

Hell? I wouldn't say this place is anything quite that extreme~

[constantidiot]

ANYWHERE IS HELL WITHOUT MY YUKI.

[big_kitty]

That's a bit dramatic, isn't it?

[constantidiot]

I have to make sure he's okay! We have to be together!

[big_kitty]

Ah~ Well, Yuki-san, was it? I can't say I've met anyone here by that name. But that doesn't mean he's not here!

[constantidiot]

I'll die without him!

[big_kitty]

Ah...! That's... [OKAY EVEN HE'S STUMPED FOR A SECOND ON THIS. GOOD JOB SHUICHI, YOU BROKE FAI.] I wouldn't give up hope so soon!

[constantidiot]

I'll find him!

[big_kitty]

Ah~ A good plan! Perhaps I can give you a hand.

[constantidiot]

He's tall and blond!

[big_kitty]

As am I, but I'm certainly not who you're looking for!

[constantidiot]

Huh?

...I need to find Yuki!

[big_kitty]

Mm~ I figured as much by this point. Can you tell me anything else about him?

[constantidiot]

He smokes a lot! He's a writer! He's probably really angry that our plane crashed.

[big_kitty]

E-eh... plane? Crashed?

[constantidiot]

How else did I end up here?!