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[constantgroove]

Uh, hello? Loyal servants? Why isn't breakfast ready ye-- [What. Is that? Looks around. Spies the sphere. SHAKES THE SPHERE. Is this one of Yzma's new tricks? But hey, it seems to be carrying out his message! Somehow.] Nonono--not happening--this is not happening! Okay? Who redecorated the palace without asking? You know I can't get my groove on in

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[dawnward]

Could you be quiet? I'm trying to work.

[constantgroove]

Okay, some of you? Seem to be forgetting who you're talking to around here.

[dawnward]

I'm sure you'll tell me who I'm talking to.

[constantgroove]

It's the Emperor- Emperor Kuzco!

[dawnward]

Emperor Cuzto?

[constantgroove]

Kuzco. Not Cuzto. Kuzco.

[dawnward]

Oh, Kuzco. [Riku's been taught to be polite and, well...it's always a good fall back if the person you're talking to is a weirdy]

Sorry, your majesty.

[constantgroove]

That's better. Much better. You know, this was a great joke and all, but you guys didn't have me fooled for a second. Now... which way leads to the breakfast hall? A note, here- next time, leave the decorating plans and redecorating plans to me.

[dawnward]

[logic says it's best not to argue with the crazies]

...uh, we have a floor with regular dining or fine dining. Levels 14 and 15 respectively.

[constantgroove]

Regular? As in, me eating with the peasants, kind ofregular?

[dawnward]

...you might like fine dining better.

[constantgroove]

No really, why would you think that? I'm only the Emperor!

[dawnward]

Right, of course. [thinking: what a nut]

Try Level 15, then. The transporters should you get you there instantly.

[constantgroove]

Great, show me the way to the transporters!

[dawnward]

...they should be at the end of the hall. [kind of doesn't want to physically go and show him]

[constantgroove]

Which is, where...?