CR
CR
Name
Relationship
Black Books Quote
Rowan
Frans
"How dare you?! Don't you touch a hair on that boy's head! Have you no respect? He's mine! Get your own human play-thing, you quartz-brained little cream puff!"
Marijke
pet bunnyFrans
"You have brought nothing but pain, penury and strife into my days! I wish you good fortune in whatever avenue of life you assault with your presence. Here's your redundancy package: I'm sorry it's mostly in Phrenobian wooden dollars but that's largely your fault! Now, good luck and goodbye!"
Lucia
Friend
"I'm eating scrambled eggs, with a comb, from a shoe!"
Silas
A dog
"I was kind of thinking..." "No, you weren't. You just thought you were thinking."
Tobias
Boss :(
"The only thing that's going to bring me inner peace is a beard-seeking missile!"
Itsuki
Private jet
"If it wasn't for you, that cat would be where he belongs: in Hell, being chased by giant mice!"
The Occia
the Mr T of popes
"Which one of you bitches wants to dance?"
Name
Relationship
Black Books Quote
Rowan
Frans
"How dare you?! Don't you touch a hair on that boy's head! Have you no respect? He's mine! Get your own human play-thing, you quartz-brained little cream puff!"
Marijke
pet bunnyFrans
"You have brought nothing but pain, penury and strife into my days! I wish you good fortune in whatever avenue of life you assault with your presence. Here's your redundancy package: I'm sorry it's mostly in Phrenobian wooden dollars but that's largely your fault! Now, good luck and goodbye!"
Lucia
Friend
"I'm eating scrambled eggs, with a comb, from a shoe!"
Silas
A dog
"I was kind of thinking..." "No, you weren't. You just thought you were thinking."
Tobias
Boss :(
"The only thing that's going to bring me inner peace is a beard-seeking missile!"
Itsuki
Private jet
"If it wasn't for you, that cat would be where he belongs: in Hell, being chased by giant mice!"
The Occia
the Mr T of popes
"Which one of you bitches wants to dance?"