The Retarded States of Uh-merica
The US government has been doing all this crazy shit lately because they want the United States to be the dumbest country in the world!
They're invading Middle East countries so that they can takeover and improve the education system, making sure that they don't have any competition!
The United Kingdom is on it, too, but the United States will bomb them if they go any higher than 2nd place!
They're invading Middle East countries so that they can takeover and improve the education system, making sure that they don't have any competition!
The United Kingdom is on it, too, but the United States will bomb them if they go any higher than 2nd place!