Thoughts from the ER!
Most problems in Emergency are inane or disgusting. Pregnant women, broken legs, one constipated old man. Many wheelchairs.
How can a baby so small make so much noise? Entropy? I'm sure some law of the universe must be broken.
Holy shit it's a convict. In a pure orange jumpsuit, two officers, and handcuffs on arms and legs. Not to mention he looks like a wild man, what with his hair and beard having so much ... personality.
How much time is lost to airports and hospitals? Not to mention coffee shops wherein the head of the line can't decide.
OMG that baby just curled up into the tiniest thing EVER. It has fallen asleep and nearly disappeared. That, or her dad's hands are HUGE.
Shit, I just got a room and that convict stole it! Did not plan on getting that close to Bigfoot. Note to self: self-consciously smiling to all strangers -- SOMETIMES BAD IDEA
By midnight, it's all babies in the waiting room. Eerie and pastels everywhere.
Well, three hours after swallowing an ativan, I'm finally being pulled into my warm, soft bed. Mmm.
How can a baby so small make so much noise? Entropy? I'm sure some law of the universe must be broken.
Holy shit it's a convict. In a pure orange jumpsuit, two officers, and handcuffs on arms and legs. Not to mention he looks like a wild man, what with his hair and beard having so much ... personality.
How much time is lost to airports and hospitals? Not to mention coffee shops wherein the head of the line can't decide.
OMG that baby just curled up into the tiniest thing EVER. It has fallen asleep and nearly disappeared. That, or her dad's hands are HUGE.
Shit, I just got a room and that convict stole it! Did not plan on getting that close to Bigfoot. Note to self: self-consciously smiling to all strangers -- SOMETIMES BAD IDEA
By midnight, it's all babies in the waiting room. Eerie and pastels everywhere.
Well, three hours after swallowing an ativan, I'm finally being pulled into my warm, soft bed. Mmm.