rookie initiation night...
well...lets see
at 8, i met at the field...our goalie and a midfielder show up wearing all black in a truck...they tell us to hop in. so we get in and get driven to this house off campus. we're greeted by everyone there and then we were handed diapers. thats right...we had to put on diapers in 30 degree weather. couldnt keep our boxers on or anything. and this was all outside too! the first competition was shitty wine chugging. we split up into 2 teams (3 to a team) and got a box of that shitty wine that ocmes in boxes...our team didnt win, but at least we didnt throw up. EVERYONE on the other team threw up. because our team lost though, we had eggs thrown at us, we were covered in baking powder, and then bathed in syrup, and yes, this was outside. we had to have 3 pieces of celtzer in our mouths with an egg in between our teeth.i threw my life up (because as soon as you bite down, the egg bursts and its so gross).so then they had a fire with beers IN the fire. yes, we had to pull them out and drink the beer (steel reserve). it was pretty nasty. that was the second time i threw up. mind you, all of this is within the first 15-20 min. after we each had 2 beers of steel reserve, we were led to a keg. there were 6 freshmen. they lined us up and filled our cups. the rule was, you had to have your cup gone by the time you reached the beginning of the line. somebody shouted from inside that whenever we heard a whistle, we had to do up-downs, WHILE doing this keg line thing. everytime we did one, we had leaves and dirt all over us. that syrup is pretty sticky you know. after 20 min. of the keg line thing, we were given a legal pad and a handle of cooking vodka. we split back up into our original teams. we had 15 min for our team to come up with a skit about something and of course, down the handle. the other team had dry gin tho. anyways, we won the skit competition. so then, our freshman goalie has to get a mullet. hes a punk, so he wasnt happy. i told em, hey, give him and me a mohawk. well, they did just that. gave him a huge as mohawk, so the same for me. before this though, i had to get hosed off cuz i had egg, syrup, and powder in my hair. some drunk dickhead cuttin my hair shaved off the back of the mohawk, and so he just saved my head bald. so...im a baldy right now.
after this, i blacked out. i woke up in my clothes and with a shaved cold head. and by the time i had woken up, it had turned into just a party. so it was fun after that. after a lil while, i wanted to just get back to mny dorm and pass the fuck out. so since i had no idea where we were, i just followed somebody backed. my mouth was all bloody so my toothbrush is stained red, and so is my wall where i spat. im sure i forgot a lot...and if anyone cares to know, ill tell em. but this is so long already, so ill see ya later
- hungover cy
at 8, i met at the field...our goalie and a midfielder show up wearing all black in a truck...they tell us to hop in. so we get in and get driven to this house off campus. we're greeted by everyone there and then we were handed diapers. thats right...we had to put on diapers in 30 degree weather. couldnt keep our boxers on or anything. and this was all outside too! the first competition was shitty wine chugging. we split up into 2 teams (3 to a team) and got a box of that shitty wine that ocmes in boxes...our team didnt win, but at least we didnt throw up. EVERYONE on the other team threw up. because our team lost though, we had eggs thrown at us, we were covered in baking powder, and then bathed in syrup, and yes, this was outside. we had to have 3 pieces of celtzer in our mouths with an egg in between our teeth.i threw my life up (because as soon as you bite down, the egg bursts and its so gross).so then they had a fire with beers IN the fire. yes, we had to pull them out and drink the beer (steel reserve). it was pretty nasty. that was the second time i threw up. mind you, all of this is within the first 15-20 min. after we each had 2 beers of steel reserve, we were led to a keg. there were 6 freshmen. they lined us up and filled our cups. the rule was, you had to have your cup gone by the time you reached the beginning of the line. somebody shouted from inside that whenever we heard a whistle, we had to do up-downs, WHILE doing this keg line thing. everytime we did one, we had leaves and dirt all over us. that syrup is pretty sticky you know. after 20 min. of the keg line thing, we were given a legal pad and a handle of cooking vodka. we split back up into our original teams. we had 15 min for our team to come up with a skit about something and of course, down the handle. the other team had dry gin tho. anyways, we won the skit competition. so then, our freshman goalie has to get a mullet. hes a punk, so he wasnt happy. i told em, hey, give him and me a mohawk. well, they did just that. gave him a huge as mohawk, so the same for me. before this though, i had to get hosed off cuz i had egg, syrup, and powder in my hair. some drunk dickhead cuttin my hair shaved off the back of the mohawk, and so he just saved my head bald. so...im a baldy right now.
after this, i blacked out. i woke up in my clothes and with a shaved cold head. and by the time i had woken up, it had turned into just a party. so it was fun after that. after a lil while, i wanted to just get back to mny dorm and pass the fuck out. so since i had no idea where we were, i just followed somebody backed. my mouth was all bloody so my toothbrush is stained red, and so is my wall where i spat. im sure i forgot a lot...and if anyone cares to know, ill tell em. but this is so long already, so ill see ya later
- hungover cy