*cough*

[conradical]

I'm not shallow, but today at my university open house I saw the most gorgeous girl EVER. She was asian, had choppy black hair, big old hoop earrings, and and and the prettiest face in the world......I'm a teenybopper. She looked kind of like the lead singer from Sahara Hotnights. THAT IS ALL

p.s. I sound like Rachel

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[reallytallsocks]

Conrad, you don't sound shallow saying that. I think it's nice to think that maybe, someone, somewhere, saw me and thought the same thing. Hehe. Yeah, as likely that is to have happened *cough* it's still nice to imagine.

[osprey]

i thought that, lacey...only by that i mean i didn't, but i would, if i were a boy...or a lesbian...

that was me, conrad. i'm the beautiful asian girl. let's elope.

[flippantlyme]

I THINK NOT!

Noooobody elopes with Conrad unless that someone is me.

Man, I'm never writing like that again. Sheesh. I'm so jealous of pretty asian girl. :O

Pfft.

[osprey]

*ominous chuckle* all is going according to plan...

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[flippantlyme]

:O

THE HORRORS!

Die. Gigli has nuthin on me.

*Mafia pose and scowl*