Stolen from cookie_pixie.
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✓ I miss somebody right now. (Needs minimal or no elaboration.)
✓ I don't watch much TV these days. (When did I ever watch *much* TV?)
× I own lots of books.
× I wear glasses or contact lenses.
✓ I love to play video games. (Xenogears! Day Of Defeat! Defense Of The Ancients!)
× I've tried marijuana.
✓ I've watched porn movies.
× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy. ("Usually".)
✓ I curse sometimes. (Oftentimes.)
× I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
* * * * *
× I have broken someone's bones.
✓ I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
× I hate the rain. (It keeps the tropical world cool.)
× I'm paranoid at times. (I wasn't paranoid. In fact, I was correct.)
× I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (Why?)
✓ I need/want money right now.
× I love sushi. (But it's yummy.)
× I talk really, really fast. (I actually talk?)
× I have fresh breath in the morning. (I think that's what brushing is for. But what the heck.)
× I have long hair. (OH MY GOODNESS, I wish I had.)
× I have lost money in Las Vegas.
✓ I have at least one sibling.
✓ I was born in a country outside of the U.S. (The Philippines.)
× I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
× I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
× I like the way that I look. (Neither, but I don't mind how I look.)
✓ I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months. (Probably.)
✓ I am usually pessimistic.
✓ I have a lot of mood swings.
× I think prostitution should be legalized.
× I slept with a roommate.
× I have a hidden talent. (If it were hidden, I wouldn't have realized it.)
× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have. (In fact, I'm more cranky/hyper when I have minimal sugar.)
× I have a lot of friends. (A good number too.)
× I have pecked someone of the same sex. ("Pecked?")
× I enjoy talking on the phone. (Not much, but...)
× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
× I love to shop and/or window shop.
✓ I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal. (Blog = Life = Livejournal.)
× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother. (What? We actually date together! Hahahaha!)
✓ I have a mobile phone.
× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
✓ I've rejected someone before. (This was unconscious/inexplicit.)
✓ I currently like/love someone.
× I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. (WANT to do, right?)
× I want to have children in the future.
× I have changed a diaper before.
× I've called the cops on a friend before.
✓ I'm not allergic to anything.
✓ I have a lot to learn. (I still have at least 30 more years to live.)
✓ I am shy around the opposite sex. (Torpe ka, gago!)
× I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
× I have at least 5 away messages saved.
✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before. (Alcohol. I don't know why people consider alcohol as the means for social drinking.)
× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
× I own the "South Park" movie.
× I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal. (Blog fanatic!)
× I enjoy some country music.
✓ I would die for my best friends. (Close friends, you mean?)
✓ I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist. (Yeah, sort of.)
× I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
× I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
× I have dated a close friend's ex.
✓ I am happy at this moment. (I'm not with Kyle and my platoonmates! But I got more sleep that way.)
× I'm obsessed with guys.
✓ Democrat. (Long live democracy! (What?))
× Republican.
× I don't even know what I am. (I am Urquanian.)
× I am punk rockish.
✓ I go for older guys/girls, not younger. (That is an unconscious preference!)
✓ I study for tests most of the time. (Most of the time, it's just a minimal glance of notes.)
× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met. (I don't even care how people tie their shoelaces.)
× I can work on a car.
× I love my job(s).
✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now. (I, yes. Others, not really.)
× I have more than just my ears pierced.
× I walk barefoot wherever I can. (That was before. Slippers are at a minimal.)
✓ I have jumped off a bridge. (Yeah, that bridge in Day Of Defeat's "Saint Quentin")
× I love sea turtles.
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup. (Right.)
× I plan on achieving a major goal/dream. (Not sure about that. Step-by-step, I guess?)
× I am proficient on a musical instrument. (I AM the sort of Asian person that isn't. ;))
× I hate office jobs.
× I went to college out of state.
× I am adopted.
× I am a pyro.
× I have thrown up from crying too much.
× I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
× I fall for the worst people.
✓ I adore bright colours.
× I usually like covers better than originals.
× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.
✓ I can pick up things with my toes. (Some.)
× I can't whistle.
× I have ridden/owned a horse.
× I still have every journal I've ever written in. (Some were written between academic notebooks, most of which were banished.)
× I talk in my sleep. (Well, no one has ever told me so.)
× I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.
× I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions. (Ah, the optimist/resolver.)
× I wear a toe ring.
× I have a tattoo.
× I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
× I am a caffeine junkie.
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all. (Awww, tree-hugging!)
× If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder. (The guilt will haunt me forever.)
× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
× I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.
✓ I'm an artist. (Self-proclaimed.)
✓ I am ambidextrous. (Partially. As I often say, I write my notes with my left, I punch your face with my right.)
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed. (I sleep with my tonfa!)
× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.
× I have terrible teeth.
× I hate my toes.
✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me. (There wasn't any tag to begin with.)
× I have more friends on the internet than in real life.
× I have lived in either three different states or countries. (Have not left the country ever since I was born.)
× I am extremely flexible. (I am extremely stubborn.)
✓ I love hugs more than kisses. (Awww hugs!)
✓ I want to own my own business. (It's a nice thought.)
× I smoke.
✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else. (Computer is man's best friend. And betrayer.)
× Nobody has ever said I'm normal. (Grrr. Ms. Ramnani said I am!)
✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then. (A Sleepy Head and a Weak Heart.)
× I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons. (Tonfas, Pellet guns... I love to kid myself.)
× I like the way women look in stylized men's suits. (Well, it was called a blouse.)
✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me. (It summons negative energy.)
✓ I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
× I have played strip poker with someone else before.
✓ I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help. (Ms. Rani!)
× I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.
× I can't stand being alone. (I can't stand being lonely.)
× I have at least one obsession at any given time. (Not really.)
× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again. (Woah, that is OC.)
✓ I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment. (Resources, but not necessarily money.)
× I'm a judgmental asshole.
× I'm a HUGE drama-queen.
× I have travelled on more than one continent.
× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear.
✓ I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am. (It's an ego booster.)
✓ I am a Libertarian. (Yeah, I'm a libertarian communist, according to http://politicalcompass.org/ check it out.)
✓ I can speak more than one language. (I am *naturally* bilingual.)
× I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be. (Not sure.)
× I would rather read than watch TV.
× I like reading fact more than fiction.
✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do. (Tsk tsk tsk.)
✓ I have no piercings.
✓ I have spent the night in a train station or other public place. (I always wanted to camp on a train station. LRT-2, anyone?)
× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.
× There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it.
× I like most animals better than most people.
× I own a collection of retro games consoles. (Consoles, eh.)
✓ The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver. (What kind of cadet/midshipman am I?!)
× I have hit someone with a dead fish. (Hahahaha! That would be cool!)
✓ I am compulsively honest. (Somehow.)
× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.
× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.
× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.
✓ I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to. (Eat.)
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.
× I dislike milk. (Milk!)
× I obsessively wash my hands.
× I always carry something significant around with me. (Materially or emotionally.)
× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair. (I have hair?)
× I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.
× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document. (No.)
✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird. (*nods head*)
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.
× Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed.
× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts.
× I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing.
× I don't like to chew gum.
× I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it.
× I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.
✓ I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years. (Yeah, don't we all?)
✓ I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.
× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly.
✓ I love to sing. (Kind of. But what's ironic is that most of what I listen to are BGMs.)
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.
× I have a custom-built computer.
× I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it. (I think I know where this is going to.)
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human.
× I've gone skinny-dipping. (I still don't know what skinny-dipping is.)
✓ I've performed in three plays.
× I enjoy burritos.
× I'm Irish and loving it.
× I have a thing for redheads.
× I am a twin!
× Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'.
× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else.
✓ I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes. (Most of us do.)
✓ I sleep more than 12 hours a day. (I can.)
✓ I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough. (What have I accomplished?)
✓ I need more time to myself. (I have too much time to myself. I think.)
× I wish I was more open-minded. (I am. Right?)
× I hope that I go really prematurely grey.
✓ I download songs from the internet. (Seldom, but still, yes.)
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.
× I say random things to freak people out.
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.
× I love playing Truth or Dare.
× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
× Music helps me remember that I am not alone. (It's the opposite, but it really varies.)
× Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.
✓ I think this survey is particularly long. (But it's nice, so what the hell.)
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones. (I can't have both, now can I.)
× I can only hate someone that I love.
× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks.
✓ I miss somebody right now. (Needs minimal or no elaboration.)
✓ I don't watch much TV these days. (When did I ever watch *much* TV?)
× I own lots of books.
× I wear glasses or contact lenses.
✓ I love to play video games. (Xenogears! Day Of Defeat! Defense Of The Ancients!)
× I've tried marijuana.
✓ I've watched porn movies.
× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy. ("Usually".)
✓ I curse sometimes. (Oftentimes.)
× I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
* * * * *
× I have broken someone's bones.
✓ I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
× I hate the rain. (It keeps the tropical world cool.)
× I'm paranoid at times. (I wasn't paranoid. In fact, I was correct.)
× I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (Why?)
✓ I need/want money right now.
× I love sushi. (But it's yummy.)
× I talk really, really fast. (I actually talk?)
× I have fresh breath in the morning. (I think that's what brushing is for. But what the heck.)
× I have long hair. (OH MY GOODNESS, I wish I had.)
× I have lost money in Las Vegas.
✓ I have at least one sibling.
✓ I was born in a country outside of the U.S. (The Philippines.)
× I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
× I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
× I like the way that I look. (Neither, but I don't mind how I look.)
✓ I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months. (Probably.)
✓ I am usually pessimistic.
✓ I have a lot of mood swings.
× I think prostitution should be legalized.
× I slept with a roommate.
× I have a hidden talent. (If it were hidden, I wouldn't have realized it.)
× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have. (In fact, I'm more cranky/hyper when I have minimal sugar.)
× I have a lot of friends. (A good number too.)
× I have pecked someone of the same sex. ("Pecked?")
× I enjoy talking on the phone. (Not much, but...)
× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
× I love to shop and/or window shop.
✓ I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal. (Blog = Life = Livejournal.)
× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother. (What? We actually date together! Hahahaha!)
✓ I have a mobile phone.
× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
✓ I've rejected someone before. (This was unconscious/inexplicit.)
✓ I currently like/love someone.
× I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. (WANT to do, right?)
× I want to have children in the future.
× I have changed a diaper before.
× I've called the cops on a friend before.
✓ I'm not allergic to anything.
✓ I have a lot to learn. (I still have at least 30 more years to live.)
✓ I am shy around the opposite sex. (Torpe ka, gago!)
× I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
× I have at least 5 away messages saved.
✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before. (Alcohol. I don't know why people consider alcohol as the means for social drinking.)
× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
× I own the "South Park" movie.
× I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal. (Blog fanatic!)
× I enjoy some country music.
✓ I would die for my best friends. (Close friends, you mean?)
✓ I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist. (Yeah, sort of.)
× I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
× I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
× I have dated a close friend's ex.
✓ I am happy at this moment. (I'm not with Kyle and my platoonmates! But I got more sleep that way.)
× I'm obsessed with guys.
✓ Democrat. (Long live democracy! (What?))
× Republican.
× I don't even know what I am. (I am Urquanian.)
× I am punk rockish.
✓ I go for older guys/girls, not younger. (That is an unconscious preference!)
✓ I study for tests most of the time. (Most of the time, it's just a minimal glance of notes.)
× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met. (I don't even care how people tie their shoelaces.)
× I can work on a car.
× I love my job(s).
✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now. (I, yes. Others, not really.)
× I have more than just my ears pierced.
× I walk barefoot wherever I can. (That was before. Slippers are at a minimal.)
✓ I have jumped off a bridge. (Yeah, that bridge in Day Of Defeat's "Saint Quentin")
× I love sea turtles.
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup. (Right.)
× I plan on achieving a major goal/dream. (Not sure about that. Step-by-step, I guess?)
× I am proficient on a musical instrument. (I AM the sort of Asian person that isn't. ;))
× I hate office jobs.
× I went to college out of state.
× I am adopted.
× I am a pyro.
× I have thrown up from crying too much.
× I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
× I fall for the worst people.
✓ I adore bright colours.
× I usually like covers better than originals.
× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.
✓ I can pick up things with my toes. (Some.)
× I can't whistle.
× I have ridden/owned a horse.
× I still have every journal I've ever written in. (Some were written between academic notebooks, most of which were banished.)
× I talk in my sleep. (Well, no one has ever told me so.)
× I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.
× I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions. (Ah, the optimist/resolver.)
× I wear a toe ring.
× I have a tattoo.
× I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
× I am a caffeine junkie.
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all. (Awww, tree-hugging!)
× If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder. (The guilt will haunt me forever.)
× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
× I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.
✓ I'm an artist. (Self-proclaimed.)
✓ I am ambidextrous. (Partially. As I often say, I write my notes with my left, I punch your face with my right.)
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed. (I sleep with my tonfa!)
× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.
× I have terrible teeth.
× I hate my toes.
✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me. (There wasn't any tag to begin with.)
× I have more friends on the internet than in real life.
× I have lived in either three different states or countries. (Have not left the country ever since I was born.)
× I am extremely flexible. (I am extremely stubborn.)
✓ I love hugs more than kisses. (Awww hugs!)
✓ I want to own my own business. (It's a nice thought.)
× I smoke.
✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else. (Computer is man's best friend. And betrayer.)
× Nobody has ever said I'm normal. (Grrr. Ms. Ramnani said I am!)
✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then. (A Sleepy Head and a Weak Heart.)
× I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons. (Tonfas, Pellet guns... I love to kid myself.)
× I like the way women look in stylized men's suits. (Well, it was called a blouse.)
✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me. (It summons negative energy.)
✓ I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
× I have played strip poker with someone else before.
✓ I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help. (Ms. Rani!)
× I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.
× I can't stand being alone. (I can't stand being lonely.)
× I have at least one obsession at any given time. (Not really.)
× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again. (Woah, that is OC.)
✓ I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment. (Resources, but not necessarily money.)
× I'm a judgmental asshole.
× I'm a HUGE drama-queen.
× I have travelled on more than one continent.
× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear.
✓ I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am. (It's an ego booster.)
✓ I am a Libertarian. (Yeah, I'm a libertarian communist, according to http://politicalcompass.org/ check it out.)
✓ I can speak more than one language. (I am *naturally* bilingual.)
× I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be. (Not sure.)
× I would rather read than watch TV.
× I like reading fact more than fiction.
✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do. (Tsk tsk tsk.)
✓ I have no piercings.
✓ I have spent the night in a train station or other public place. (I always wanted to camp on a train station. LRT-2, anyone?)
× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.
× There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it.
× I like most animals better than most people.
× I own a collection of retro games consoles. (Consoles, eh.)
✓ The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver. (What kind of cadet/midshipman am I?!)
× I have hit someone with a dead fish. (Hahahaha! That would be cool!)
✓ I am compulsively honest. (Somehow.)
× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.
× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.
× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.
✓ I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to. (Eat.)
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.
× I dislike milk. (Milk!)
× I obsessively wash my hands.
× I always carry something significant around with me. (Materially or emotionally.)
× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair. (I have hair?)
× I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.
× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document. (No.)
✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird. (*nods head*)
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.
× Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed.
× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts.
× I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing.
× I don't like to chew gum.
× I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it.
× I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.
✓ I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years. (Yeah, don't we all?)
✓ I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.
× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly.
✓ I love to sing. (Kind of. But what's ironic is that most of what I listen to are BGMs.)
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.
× I have a custom-built computer.
× I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it. (I think I know where this is going to.)
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human.
× I've gone skinny-dipping. (I still don't know what skinny-dipping is.)
✓ I've performed in three plays.
× I enjoy burritos.
× I'm Irish and loving it.
× I have a thing for redheads.
× I am a twin!
× Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'.
× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else.
✓ I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes. (Most of us do.)
✓ I sleep more than 12 hours a day. (I can.)
✓ I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough. (What have I accomplished?)
✓ I need more time to myself. (I have too much time to myself. I think.)
× I wish I was more open-minded. (I am. Right?)
× I hope that I go really prematurely grey.
✓ I download songs from the internet. (Seldom, but still, yes.)
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.
× I say random things to freak people out.
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.
× I love playing Truth or Dare.
× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
× Music helps me remember that I am not alone. (It's the opposite, but it really varies.)
× Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.
✓ I think this survey is particularly long. (But it's nice, so what the hell.)
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones. (I can't have both, now can I.)
× I can only hate someone that I love.
× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks.