"This is coffee." "THIS IS SPARTA." "...Okay, but also, this is just coffee. Want some?" "Nah."
Also a good quote for the day:
"Look at this nonsense."
"I would shag this nonsense."
So I'm convinced that my grades should be out by now. Why? Because I have been done since Tuesday at 4, and teachers should have nothing better to do than sit around and grade until their eyes shrivel and their fingers have turned black with ink. I will do this when I am a teacher.
Note: That is a lie. But I would like to pretend.
I have an A in poetry, I know that much. But I really need to know Feature Writing and Prose before I relax. Everything else is padding, but those two are a little shaky. If I can swing Bs, I'm on the Dean's List again and that would be africkenmazing, both because it helps in the grad school search and because we get an insurance discount.
Mostly, though, my brain has turned to mush and I spent almost an entire day rotting in front of the television, watching documentaries about the eating habits of coral and common diseases of the wild koala. Also, how to make a refreshing Jell-O poke cake just in time for the season.
And this was a beautiful thing.
EDIT: YYEEAAAAAHHHHHH SHWAAATTTT Y HELO THAR A in Feature Writing! Now just the big iffy Prose grade to contend with, and we are in the clear. Cross your fingers. Sacrifice virgins. -Pray-.
"Look at this nonsense."
"I would shag this nonsense."
So I'm convinced that my grades should be out by now. Why? Because I have been done since Tuesday at 4, and teachers should have nothing better to do than sit around and grade until their eyes shrivel and their fingers have turned black with ink. I will do this when I am a teacher.
Note: That is a lie. But I would like to pretend.
I have an A in poetry, I know that much. But I really need to know Feature Writing and Prose before I relax. Everything else is padding, but those two are a little shaky. If I can swing Bs, I'm on the Dean's List again and that would be africkenmazing, both because it helps in the grad school search and because we get an insurance discount.
Mostly, though, my brain has turned to mush and I spent almost an entire day rotting in front of the television, watching documentaries about the eating habits of coral and common diseases of the wild koala. Also, how to make a refreshing Jell-O poke cake just in time for the season.
And this was a beautiful thing.
EDIT: YYEEAAAAAHHHHHH SHWAAATTTT Y HELO THAR A in Feature Writing! Now just the big iffy Prose grade to contend with, and we are in the clear. Cross your fingers. Sacrifice virgins. -Pray-.