Twentieth Down
Dudes. You know th'best thing 'bout not bein' ten?
...I can touch th'ceiling again. [There's a pause as he does so.] Isn't that th'best?! Seriously, this is th'best feelin' of my life. It cannot get worse than that bein' a kid thing. That sucks. Things can really only be lookin' up from here. [He's half sarcastic, but half serious, as well. Things are looking pretty good now that he's not a child.]
I feel like havin' some alcohol now that I am not of a too illegal age.