Spot the reference and win a kewpie doll.

[conquerorworm]

I've started composing haiku poems at work to prove how zen I am:

How can I help you?
The water is ten dollars.
Yes, I'm serious.

Feeling pretty bored.
Saw II will let out in 10
Then I clean the aisles.

Time is almost up.
Feet lightly greased with butter,
I hate the movies.