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[connie_connike]

THE SICK DAY MEME
RULES
► Post with your character, name and fandom in the header.
► They are now, for some odd reason, sick (headache, fever, runny nose, cough, whatever you want).
► Another character replies and is struck with the sudden urge to take care of them (bringing them soup, extra blankets, Sudafed, sexual healing, what have you).
► Go from

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Kouki Akune | Medaka Box

[judouji]

[screwiest]

[Is this actually, truly happening?

Oh yes. It is. Do you want to know where he got all these convenient supplies he's carrying??]

「Kouki-chan! I brought cough syrup!」

[It is expired.]

Crawls off to bed

[judouji]

[ Cookie doesn't want to know. He doesn't want to know at all.

Why didn't you bring one of his weirder friends? People who can actuall help, like Aka-san? ]

A-ah...you really shouldn't have.

[ ...but he is Special and Specials don't get sick very often - if ever - so he is not quite sure how to deal.

So, he guesses, it's good that you're here. ]

ten billion years after you said you would

[screwiest]

「Don't be ridiculous! Of course I had to, it's my obligation as Vice President and a testament to our precious friendship!」

[He is so offended! Watch him struggle with the cough syrup bottle top...]

「...」

「Ah, you're going to have to open this.」

I'm allowed. Sleep is for the week and it's the weekend.

[judouji]

[ Ignoring the tension in your, probably rehearsed, precious friendship speech. ]

...sure, childproof locks can be tricky.

[ Is it even a childproof cap? Who knows!? That's the joy with passive aggressive fun times.

Kouki just twists the cap right off. ]

Do you have a spoon, or am I supposed to just take a swig from the bottle?

i will accept this, only because of that pun

[screwier]

[Rude.

Watch him, as expected, just kind of stand there. He doesn't even bother to pretend to look through his bag of stuff.]

「Um.」

「I must have forgotten the spoon!」

Like I knew you would.

[judouji]

Guess it can't be helped.

[ He takes a perfectly small drink from the bottle...

...and oh my god. It tastes terrible and it burns his throat.

What the hell is wrong with you? ]

W-wow...I feel better already.

[vycey] this is my keyword for sparkly pink rude

[screwiest]

[OOPS!! Kumagawa looks very surprised.]

「Oh? Are you sure, Kouki-chan? I could go find you a spoon.」

[Because

that will help. Clearly.]

I am oddly flattered. So please enjoy this awful pun.

[judouji]

More than sure. Another dose of that stuff and it won't be the coughing I have to worry about.

[ It'll be the coffin they carry him off in. ]

yes good....... also i thought you knew that about my pink rude already

[screwiest]

「Picky.」

[Clearly the problem here.]

「Well then, does your pillow need fluffing?」

[For emphasis, he looms a bit.]

Did I? It still came as quite the surprise that it was the truth. Maybe I never believed.

[judouji]

[ God. Not everything is because he is picky, and stop trying to help. ]

Not right now. I think that can wait until just before you leave.

tags this too

[screwiest]

[You're wrong, and no.]

「Do you want another blanket?」