I have discovered a new favorite!!!!!!1
I Spit On Your Grave is the best movie EVER!
The ingenious and highly plausible plot! The rich characterization! The graphic rape scenes! The bathtub castration! Dare I go on? This movie is a MUST-SEE. Pull up a bucket of beer and some hot dogs (no other meal will do for this movie) and enjoy!
Oh, and did I mention the clever and witty dialogue? No? Well, here are some of the finer examples:
Johnny [after his gang beats and rapes the movie's heroine]: "Total submission. That's what I like in a woman - total submission."
Johnny: [groans] "That feels so good, it kinda hurts!"
and my all-time favorite...
Matthew: "I can't come when you're watching me!"
This is writing and filmmaking at its finest, ladies and gentlemen. And it's now on DVD so that it's brilliance can come through with even greater clarity!
The ingenious and highly plausible plot! The rich characterization! The graphic rape scenes! The bathtub castration! Dare I go on? This movie is a MUST-SEE. Pull up a bucket of beer and some hot dogs (no other meal will do for this movie) and enjoy!
Oh, and did I mention the clever and witty dialogue? No? Well, here are some of the finer examples:
Johnny [after his gang beats and rapes the movie's heroine]: "Total submission. That's what I like in a woman - total submission."
Johnny: [groans] "That feels so good, it kinda hurts!"
and my all-time favorite...
Matthew: "I can't come when you're watching me!"
This is writing and filmmaking at its finest, ladies and gentlemen. And it's now on DVD so that it's brilliance can come through with even greater clarity!