Dude
Well, after reading Bill's entry from the other day, I must say I have been somewhat inspired to think about all the things coming up real fast. I mean, in four months or so we'll be gone off to all our different corners of the country (or out of country for some kids) and we won't really see each other for a while. What's that gonna be like? I really have no idea. I mean some people I'll miss, and others...others I won't. But just being surrounded by 4000 strangers is kinda freaky. I don't like crowds. I also don't like chiuahuahs, but for completely different reasons.
One thing I will be entirely glad to be rid of is Saint Thomas drama. Not as in the Musical...that I'll miss. But when 700 teenagers are confined in a relatively small area and forced into contact with each other every day stupid shit happens. It's also entirely possible that Captain Crunch is really Razael, the soul reaver. But I only think that because crunchberries are the antichrist.
On the other hand, for all the drama it causes, being together with these 170 or so seniors for the past four years has led to some extremely fun times, and strong friendships, too. And herpes. Lots and lots of herpes. I have no idea why. I ate some purple crunchberries before. I wonder if I now am the embodiment of evil on the face of this earth. That would be awkward at parties and ice cream socials, as demonstrated in this bried skit.
"So, Ted, what have you been doing with yourself lately?"
"Well Butch, I've recently gotten myself in the Atman Aquisition and Redistribution business"
"Oh, and what exactly does that entail, Ted?"
"Well, Butch, I go around stealing people's souls after tempting them into doing horrible, disatrous things to their friends and families in exchange for rewards that may seem amazing at the beginning, but are all double edged, fairly mediocre, and disappointing. And one of the perks is that after I'm done I get to reign on the throne of the post-apocalyptic earth, controlling and torturing all those left behind after the Rapture."
"Oh...*shuffle*..good for you, bud. That sounds like a good area for you..."
*awkward pause*
"Thanks, Butch. Say...have you ever thought about killing your mother then feeding her corpse to your family without their knowledge? If you did that I could offer you some of this candy."
*awkward pause*
"Uhhh no thanks, Ted."
*Butch leaves*
"Damnit! Why does that keep happening?"
im done.
One thing I will be entirely glad to be rid of is Saint Thomas drama. Not as in the Musical...that I'll miss. But when 700 teenagers are confined in a relatively small area and forced into contact with each other every day stupid shit happens. It's also entirely possible that Captain Crunch is really Razael, the soul reaver. But I only think that because crunchberries are the antichrist.
On the other hand, for all the drama it causes, being together with these 170 or so seniors for the past four years has led to some extremely fun times, and strong friendships, too. And herpes. Lots and lots of herpes. I have no idea why. I ate some purple crunchberries before. I wonder if I now am the embodiment of evil on the face of this earth. That would be awkward at parties and ice cream socials, as demonstrated in this bried skit.
"So, Ted, what have you been doing with yourself lately?"
"Well Butch, I've recently gotten myself in the Atman Aquisition and Redistribution business"
"Oh, and what exactly does that entail, Ted?"
"Well, Butch, I go around stealing people's souls after tempting them into doing horrible, disatrous things to their friends and families in exchange for rewards that may seem amazing at the beginning, but are all double edged, fairly mediocre, and disappointing. And one of the perks is that after I'm done I get to reign on the throne of the post-apocalyptic earth, controlling and torturing all those left behind after the Rapture."
"Oh...*shuffle*..good for you, bud. That sounds like a good area for you..."
*awkward pause*
"Thanks, Butch. Say...have you ever thought about killing your mother then feeding her corpse to your family without their knowledge? If you did that I could offer you some of this candy."
*awkward pause*
"Uhhh no thanks, Ted."
*Butch leaves*
"Damnit! Why does that keep happening?"
im done.