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It's fun to wait a long time between updates, isn't it.
Anyhow. I'm currently in Calgary, having loads of fun. And watching some hockey, believe it or not. The people here are fucking insane, they're all like... Calgaryish. And I can't drive my nice car down any good streets or get laid on gamenights because everywhere is packed with the crazies who are all like, "No! I can't have sex because my team is playing a hockey game!"
I'm like, Okay dude, back down. It's just hockey. And then I leave really fast. Hard life.
In two months time I will be married and guaranteed sex on a regular basis. Soon there will be adorable mini-Tys running around. Next time the Flames are in the playoffs, I can bring short people to protect me from the mob of roaring fans.
And, finally, I was watching CBC and there was this dude with a twenty dollar bill. Except, instead of that guy who's normally on it, the ugly one? There was Miikka! I was like, hey neato! And I want one. So if anyone will get me a Miikka-dollar bill for my wedding, that would be cool and I will reward you in a way suitable to your relation with myself.
you kids doing your crazy visiting things 'cross seas and shit be good now.
Anyhow. I'm currently in Calgary, having loads of fun. And watching some hockey, believe it or not. The people here are fucking insane, they're all like... Calgaryish. And I can't drive my nice car down any good streets or get laid on gamenights because everywhere is packed with the crazies who are all like, "No! I can't have sex because my team is playing a hockey game!"
I'm like, Okay dude, back down. It's just hockey. And then I leave really fast. Hard life.
In two months time I will be married and guaranteed sex on a regular basis. Soon there will be adorable mini-Tys running around. Next time the Flames are in the playoffs, I can bring short people to protect me from the mob of roaring fans.
And, finally, I was watching CBC and there was this dude with a twenty dollar bill. Except, instead of that guy who's normally on it, the ugly one? There was Miikka! I was like, hey neato! And I want one. So if anyone will get me a Miikka-dollar bill for my wedding, that would be cool and I will reward you in a way suitable to your relation with myself.
you kids doing your crazy visiting things 'cross seas and shit be good now.