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[conks]

So I think anything I say here is sort of. Repetition of what I should'a been saying since day one, with that whole... not being a starter, not bein' there for the team. Perfecting the art of throwing smarties into Uly's mouth when I should've been blocking shots, patting asses and holding the gate and not. Having a repeat of the great Times

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[j_w_hurricane]

Don't be so fucking hard on yourself. You can do better than moms.

[conks]

If you want to bang me, all you have to do is say so. Really.

[j_w_hurricane]

I thought I'd test the waters first, make sure you didn't want to kill me.

[conks]

Nice thought, but it ain't like I actually got anything to be bitter at you about. Where you at?

[j_w_hurricane]

Locationwise: Raleigh.

Beerwise: Somewhere around half a case. For today.

[conks]

M'in Michigan. I could swing down today, if you want and promise to have a lot of beer handy when I get there.

[j_w_hurricane]

Yeah, I want. I don't talk to people for my health you know.

Man, I've got a fucking fridge just for beer. What do you like? I think it's got about four cases, maybe five, worth of beer in it. Molson, Labatts, Yuengling, Killian's and some dark stout shit I picked up.

[conks]

Gimme a couple hours. I'm all outta clean pants and shit.

I'm good with anything, do I look picky? Beer fridges sound pretty good, though.

[j_w_hurricane]

Aww, and here I thought I was special.

Everyone should have a beer fridge. Mine's fuller than the food fridge.

[conks]

I meant 'bout drinks, you could be my one and only. Isn't it good to see that sucking hasn't killed my mad sense of humor?

Food's overrated, as long as there's something to drink.

[j_w_hurricane]

In my opinion, a little sucking never hurt anything.

There's food... sorta. Frozen stuff and take out menus.

[conks]

It all depends on who's doing the sucking, I guess.

Any good Chinese places in Raleigh?

[j_w_hurricane]

True. It's hard to believe, but there are people that fucking suck at sucking.

There's Chinese places everywhere. It's just part of being in the states.

[conks]

Kinda unfortunate. Like, if you haven't got that skill down, where'll you go in life?

Not the kind that sell dogs, I hope. We should have Chinese food.

[j_w_hurricane]

The hell if I know. I'd say you'd go down, but that's the whole problem.

I could go for some lo mein or something.

[conks]

Maybe non-suckers become librarians. That's a pretty unsexy job.

And lemon chicken?