My advice to Lindsay and to others!
Okay, well, if you havn't already read, I had a pretty good idea on how to treat landlords's/ladie's (or however you say it) when you first see them walk through your doors. The first that comes to your mind, well my mind anyways, is that you KNOW she will give you bullshit. You KNOW that she is going to be complaining about your dog barking or your cat meowing or shitting everwhere, or just acting crazy and random like they always do. Or they will give you some ostrich shit about not doing any work, like they did to Lindsay. Well here's my advice.
1.) While sitting by your computer doing something and eating cereal, you notice your fat (land(people) are usually enormous) landlord person or whatever walks through your door. Right away, and I mean relfexes like a cat, you see her and you SCREAM IN FURY!
2.) While screaming in fury, you chuck that fucking bowl of cereal, such as lucky charms and milk, right at that greedy, hungry, ginormous piece of slob.
3.) That's pretty much it. Make sure you hit her though and she looks confused!
I have no clue where I got this idea. I read Lindsay's journal about how her landlady woke her up for the most ridiculous reason, such as your cat meowing. It just came to my head though when reading that. I could see Lindsay screaming in chaos and chucking a bowl of cereal at her face. It'd be pretty funny and definitley random. Is your landlady old and kind of fat? Because I can see that in her.
1.) While sitting by your computer doing something and eating cereal, you notice your fat (land(people) are usually enormous) landlord person or whatever walks through your door. Right away, and I mean relfexes like a cat, you see her and you SCREAM IN FURY!
2.) While screaming in fury, you chuck that fucking bowl of cereal, such as lucky charms and milk, right at that greedy, hungry, ginormous piece of slob.
3.) That's pretty much it. Make sure you hit her though and she looks confused!
I have no clue where I got this idea. I read Lindsay's journal about how her landlady woke her up for the most ridiculous reason, such as your cat meowing. It just came to my head though when reading that. I could see Lindsay screaming in chaos and chucking a bowl of cereal at her face. It'd be pretty funny and definitley random. Is your landlady old and kind of fat? Because I can see that in her.