At work today:

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-fixed the network to work with the printer
-got my laptop working on two screens
-tried on promo underwear over my pants to make sure it fit to take a couple home
-giggled at tourists enraptured by cheesy buskers
-threw balloons into the ceiling fan to watch them get whipped across the room
-read reports to try and figure out what I'm actually supposed to be doing

We also have a fundraiser today so I'll get to drink and see my boss in drag. A decent first day.