Hey, where's my.... oh, shit.

[confusingwizard]

I have a fear of Leaving Something Behind every time I leave any place that I've been sitting (ew, dude, that's not what I mean). Specifically public places, but sometimes at home too. I've developed it recently - within the last couple of months. It's not one of those crippling paranoid fears, the kind that leave their victims house-ridden, but it

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[dooshy]

A simple fanny pack would cure what ails you

[confusingwizard]

First, my fear of losing things is not really ailing me, not yet at least. And second, the fanny pack would pretty much be the same as having my backpack; I would still check it every time I leave somewhere, making sure I have all my shit. But fanny packs do look really cool, huh? Maybe you're right. A nice brown leather fanny pack might suit me well.

Ew, dude

[universaldonor]

I know you said the "ew dude" thing jokingly, to indicate that you were talking about leaving POSSESSIONS behind, and not anything... I dunno, bodily. But regardless, as I read this post, I kept on thinking that you were worried about leaving poo stains or something on subway seats. It was a really gross post if you read it with that in mind. Ew. Ew. Ew!

[ex_nominal]

I do the exact same thing.