YE AULDE INTERVENTIONNE DIVINE

[confusingwizard]

I attended Drew University for the fall semester of 2004 and partied quite hard. So hard, in fact, that I decided it would be in my best interest to drop out. I'm now back in Texas. This evening I was made aware that several hours ago one of my party colleagues ashed his cigarette into a puddle of lighter fluid in the dorm room next to my former room. The fire caused many of the floor's sprinklers to go off in the surrounding rooms, most likely including mine.

Confusing Wizard: 1 Fire/Water: 0